Neither fish nor fowl - what were they thinking? Photographs: AP
It wasn't a vintage night for frocks. Not even vintage frocks. Hollywood's actresses played it safe in classic floor-sweepers, mostly in black or red. Even Tilda Swinton, who usually can be relied upon to wear something utterly bewildering, down-played it in rather shapeless, if very expensive, black. Alas, there were also no absolute shockers - where are Björk in a stuffed moulting swan or Cher in black PVC when you need them? View the pictures from the red carpet here, if only to marvel at the wonder of modern technology that is John Travolta's hairline.
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