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The Oscars: Caption competition

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Roll up, roll up with your captions for this shot of Katherine Heigl, Ryan Seacrest and a ham sandwich. Xan suggests: "The sweetmeats of the losing nominees were served up at the aftershow party." I'm tempted by something about "hocked up". This is why we need you.

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