The Sun sent two of the stars of ITV2's The Only Way is Essex, or TOWIE, to the real village of Towie in Scotland – do you see what they've done there – to see what would happen. Answer, well, you might have to read that for yourselves. Here's Towie's Ian Simpson's take on Essex: "Essex is fantastic." And, er, TOWIE's Lauren Goodger on Towie: "I'd love to come back to Scotland, but maybe not to Towie." Oh.
