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When Rachel hears that Monica is fixing Ross up with her colleague, she asks: “Oh, you’re setting Ross up with someone. Does she have ______”
“a wedding dress?”
“a divorce lawyer?”
“a hair product fetish?”
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After her break up with Richard (sob), Monica starts a new project to distract herself. She tells the gang: “I needed a plan. A plan to get over my man. And what's the opposite of man? ______”
“Woman!”
“Jam!”
“Ham!”
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Monica is tampering with Richard’s answering machine while the gang are getting ready for a night out. When Joey is impersonating the answering machine voice, he says: “Wow, what a cool job. ‘You have two new messages, _____’”
“please pass the pie.”
“they’re probably from Chandler. Or your Mom. Or Chandler? Or your Mom?”
“how you doin’?”
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When a heartbroken Rachel is telling the rest of the gang that Ross has returned from China with a new girlfriend, Julie, she says: “Well, isn’t that just _______”
“… spit on your face, kick me sideways fantastic.”
“… kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic.”
“… kick you in the face, spit on your crotch fantastic.”
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After a long, uncomfortable dinner party, Phoebe’s parting shot to Mike’s snobby parents is: “Thirteen bathrooms in this place, _______________.”
“and I peed on the balcony!”
“and I threw up in the coat closet!”
“and I puked in the kitchen!”
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After Ross listens to a revealing (drunk) voicemail from Rachel in The One Where Ross Finds Out, he asks her: “You’re over me? When were you …”
“… into me?”
“… under me?”
“… on me?”
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In The One With Ross’s Tan (you know the one!), Ross tells Chandler that he went to the tanning place that Monica suggested. Chandler responds: “Was that place ____?”
“hell?”
“the Sunny D Factory?”
“the sun?”
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When Phoebe finds out that Monica and Chandler are on to her plan to reveal their secret relationship, she tells Rachel: “They don’t know that ______”
“… we know, they know, we know.”
“… they know, we know, they know.”
“… we know, they know, EVERYBODY KNOWS!”
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When Chandler is telling Ross about his “nubbin” (third nipple), Ross asks if it can do anything special. Chandler replies: “Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens ______”
“Pandora’s box. I wish I’d known that when I was dating her.”
“the door to the chamber of secrets.”
“the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”
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When Brad Pitt guest stars as Ross and Monica’s old school friend, Will, Phoebe gets impatient with his story-telling, and demands: “Oh come on Will, just ________ and tell us!”
“bend over”
“take off your shirt”
“sit on my lap”
Solutions
1:A - Give yourself an extra smug point if you knew that this line comes from The One With Ross’s Teeth., 2:B - And it’s a good plan … until Monica realises she’d has to charge $17 a jar to break even., 3:A - This is also the episode where Joey wears all of Chandler’s clothes (but you already knew that, right?)., 4:B - Poor Julie never stood a chance., 5:B - The fact that Phoebe delivers this line in a fake posh accent makes it even more glorious., 6:B - This is also the episode where Ross and Rachel FINALLY kiss. HALLELUJAH!, 7:C - Classic Ross. Classic Chandler. , 8:A - First class Friends geeks will also know that the last person to know was, of course, Ross., 9:C - Just one season later, Chandler gets his third nipple removed in what he calls “a nubbinectomy”., 10:B - We fully condone this messaging.
Scores
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8 and above.
You got 8-10: OK, so you’re a Friends fan, we get it – but have you ordered the official box set to mark the show’s 25th anniversary so you can relive your favourite scenes forever? Hop to it, quotey.
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4 and above.
You got 4-7: Could you BE any more of a Friends fan? Well, actually, yes you could. Treat yourself to the official box set to mark the show’s 25th anniversary and you’ll be quoting with the pros in no time.
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0 and above.
You got 0-3: Woah – call yourself a Friends fan? Did you even know the show marks its 25th anniversary this year? Better buy the official box set and brush up, buddy.
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