The Newcastle fiasco

As John Barry quite rightly points out, everything is pretty much summed up in the picture. Which makes this text down here rather irrelevant really Photograph: n/a

Lee Coan reckons Newcastle supporters didn't think ahead when they were protesting Kevin Keegan's exit Photograph: n/a

"Gooooood afternoon Mr Ashley, I have the monies waiting for you for the takeover, I just need your bank account details and sort code." Neil Pollock is clearly a Fonejacker fan Photograph: n/a

"Mike Ashley was growing ever more desperate in his efforts to lure a new Arabian suitor to the Toon." Ciaran Neeson weighs in with the week's most disturbing entry Photograph: n/a

"There's some confusion and anger at the bar," titters Jim Stewart. "Keegan orders a traditional northern brew, but gets served a multi-layered, new-fangled cockney nonsense in a glass." Photograph: n/a

"Newcastle's new millionaire owners have found an inventive way to raise revenue whilst keeping the fans happy with a Geordie favourite for manager," parps Mark Boyd Photograph: n/a

"So a WISE guy, eh?" chuckles John Barry. "Nyuuk! Nyuuk!" Photograph: n/a

"I hope you appreciate this radical reinterpretation of the same old Little Britain joke that keeps getting wheeled out," writes Michael McGrath rather optimistically Photograph: n/a

Mark Ledbury's effort needs little explanation. Just sit back and appreciate its simple genius Photograph: n/a

Simple but effective stuff here from Tony Crawford. "The enigmatic Mr Roarke and his sidekick Tattoo welcome potential investors to Fantasy Island, 'where people from all walks of life live out their fantasies, albeit for a price'." Photograph: n/a

John O'Reilly spots some fresh adornments on St James' Park Photograph: n/a

"Thanks to his unique handling of Newcastle United, Mike Ashley finds a stadium in the north-east where he is welcomed with open arms," honks Tim Grey Photograph: n/a

"A bit laboured perhaps ..." notes Adrian Moore. When has that ever stopped us? Photograph: n/a