Going up
Wearing one hoop earring Katie Grand-approved and also quite piratical. Excellent for both reasons.
Binx x Superga A bit skater-y, sure, but totally elegant. Just like the model who designs them.
Nick Cave Mrs Prada is a fan judging by her menswear show. You should be, too.
Making your beau your screensaver, to make it official It’s the new holding hands in public. See: Zayn and Gigi, our new favourite celebrity couple.
Kanye rapping about sofa shopping Amazing. Cue beautiful vision of Kimye trying out all the sofas in Harveys furniture store.
Withnail & I Totally Topshop Unique pre-fall. Buy the haute version of That Coat in store in June.
Going down
Britain’s Next Top Model How could they cancel the UK edition of Naomi’s The Face yet continue to curse our screens with this? A national travesty.
Travel candles Don’t get it. Do people need to relax after a long day of relaxing?
Ponytails Quite fashion last year, now adopted by the wellness-guru crowd. It’s about a half-bun for 2016.
Hearts We’re so over these on Valentine’s weekend. The emoji keyboard is a magical place. Replace with something else.
Pink hair When Hilary Duff joins in, it’s time to shelve a trend.
Girls fashion hysteria The new series is nearly here. The need to see what accessory Shosh is championing is proving too much.
