Going up
Khaki bombers Everywhere from Kanye’s American Idol audition to the shop floor at Cos.
Sequin jumpsuits Namely, Tilda Swinton’s stagewear in A Bigger Splash. A bit Bowie (RIP), a bit Pierrot, all awesome.
Exile The styling assistant on Kids, who made sure all the characters looked like authentic club kids. A job well done.
Vertical stripes on a pocket The way to bring your Breton up to date in 2016. Simple but effective.
Pastel dreadlocks The next step in the My Little Ponyfication of hair. Looks brilliant on Lana Wachowski in Marc Jacobs’ spring/summer 2016 campaign.
Monica from Endeavour Morse’s sometime girlfriend, and a wardrobe of pastel princess coats and sparkly brooches, is totally this season Prada.
Going down
Teacup pigs Post-Gucci ads, the new preposterous pet is the peacock.
The strings in the back of your top Beyond annoying. Who hangs up T-shirts?
Eyeliner flicks Go for under-eye kohl, as practised by Shirin Neshat. Like reverse Cleopatra.
The Nutribullet With eggs fashion’s superfood, the Wahl egg boiler is on the best kitchen counters.
Up-dos with side partings Overshared at the Golden Globes. Old Hollywood snore-off.
Stan Smiths Natural canvas Converse are looking good again, thanks to the Agi & Sam LCM catwalk. We’re feeling the Kurt vibes.
