Going up
Fruit ADR's head attire, Stella's citrus and Prada's bananas – next season is going to be all about wearing your five-a-day
Andrew Garfield New Spiderman. New Measure crush. We appreciate a thick mop of man hair
'Dannii orange' Our fave new neon-pumpkin lip shade, as seen on Ms Minogue on The X Factor. It's the only look for Halloween. Tom Ford's True Coral or YSL's Le Orange should do the trick
Asos Revive lace dress Out next month, it's like a sexed-up, short version of something Maggie Smith might wear in Downton. In a good way
Red shoes This week's hot tip is the Clara Bow glitter court from Schuh: v Isabel M meets Dorothy, and only £34.99
Going down
Olly Murs "Remember when that crab came up and pinched your feet?" The lyrics to Thinking Of Me actually beat the Gary/Robbie/Toys'R'Us moment for awfulness
Fashion hotels So beta. Karl is designing his own island
Woolly hat hair Every year, we forget how tricky that adorable, cashmerey neutral-toned, autumn-weekend fashion shoot is to pull off in real life
Trilbies/fedoras The bowler is the old-school hat du jour
