Going up
Meryl as Maggie Ms Streep with Mrs Thatcher's power hair. Respect
Trousers + blouse + neat boxy bag The new front row uniform. For some reason, those big bags we loved when we wore dresses just don't work with trousers
A 'suite' of jewellery New way of describing wearing lots of jewellery at once. Thanks, Holly Fulton
Archie A Grenson shoe boasting thick white sole with tan brogue top. Gentlemen, form a queue
Givenchy's Hydra Sparkling tinted moisturiser Apparently it has bubbles in it, just like San Pellegrino, to keep your skin all fresh-looking. Gawd only knows how that works, but ladies, it seems to help
Going down
Blow-dries Hallelujah! An end to this nonsense. Now the French Alt-rock look is all over fashion, a spritz with Charles Worthington dry shampoo is all you need
Safe, simpering Oscar frocks We're rooting for Portman et al to shake it up this year. Until Sunday night, we live in hope
Sunglasses So passé. The eyewear look du jour is totally a Chanel patch. See Vanessa Paradis in i-D
Thigh In magazine land now, it's all nipples, nipples and nipples. Just saying
