The Measure

Going up

'Motel' red Colour crush part two: a term invented by the good folk at Louis Vuitton men, and one we intend to use often

Jonathan Kelsey New accessories for Debenhams are a bit 1970s Gucci – and totally ideal for this year's holiday wardrobe

Wine fridges Interiors obsession du jour. We'd happily swap our dishwasher for one right now

Sandro's wide-leg trousers Can't quite cope with how much we want these

Brown It's the new black says Riccardo Tisci at Givenchy – see the pre-fall womenswear. We say: think of it like khaki

Going down

Red carpet flesh Demure is the new sexy. Goodbye slits and strapless, hello sleeves and floor-length

Overly done-up coats Too Amanda Holden. Yes, she had her reasons, but a loose trench is far more louche

Heidi Klum Launching her own perfume named Shine, apparently. Bothered

Botox If even Nicole  Kidman's laying off it...