Kate Moss's fiance, Jamie Hince, is probably best known for being Kate Moss's fiance. He is also, however, the guitar-playing half of rock band the Kills, and, if current reports are true, a budding playwright. According to the Daily Mirror, the supermodel's lesser-known boyfriend is to write a drama about his girlfriend's life, with Moss contributing.
For those who really can't wait for the opening night, here's a sneak preview . . .
A Rolling Stone Gathers Kate Moss
By Jamie Hince
Act 1. Scene 1.
An expensive house in north London.
KATE (36) and JAMIE (40) are on the balcony. KATE is a waif-like figure whom others might wrongly describe as looking like a long-term drug addict. JAMIE is a handsome, famous-looking man. He has the confident air of a man who is famous in his own right.
KATE: Oh, Jamie, I am so lucky to have you. Unlike the Libertines, who were awful and who no one has ever heard of, your band the Kills are a modern-day Rolling Stones. I am so very glad that you are here with me, Kate Moss.
JAMIE: You could say that I've gathered you.
KATE: Yes, that makes sense.
There is the sound of a window smashing. PETE DOHERTY (30), clambers in over the broken glass. He is a small, pointless-looking man, who most people have never heard of. Others might rightly describe him as looking like a long-term drug addict.
KATE: But soft, what homeless man through yonder window breaks in?
PETE: Kate, it's me, Pete Doherty. I'm here to take you back.
KATE: Oh, you. Don't you know I'm with the famous guitarist Jamie Hince now?
PETE: He's not right for you, Kate. I looked him up on Wikipedia and he doesn't even have his own page.
JAMIE (aside): One of my fans ought to make one for me.
KATE: I don't care what Wikipedia says about him . . .
PETE: It doesn't say anything.
KATE: . . . he's well-known, he's talented and he writes brilliant plays. That's enough for me. Now go away, you unpopular nobody.
Exit PETE, defeated.
JAMIE: Come on, Kate, let's go and see Jude Law.
KATE: Yes, let's. He's nearly as famous as you.
