Listen, bruh. Is it too late to get Zach LaVine into the dunk contest? Because, uh, this man is casually attempting free throw line 360 dunks like it’s absolutely nothing.
It’s cute and all that he’s trying to be the first player in NBA history to win the 3-point contest and the dunk contest, having already won the latter twice in 2015 and 2016. In 2020, LaVine is only scheduled to appear in the 3-point contest. That’s a nice little story or whatever.
But Zach, buddy, you’re wasting your time. We just want you to dunk.
I mean, look at how ridiculous this attempt is. Like, what kind of person is able to do this? This man has to have wings. He HAS to.
Dude! Come on. The NBA has to let him dunk, man. The people are absolutely demanding it. They’re going crazy over this dunk.
They’re even putting in requests at this point. Hey Zach, bruh, come on. Get in there.
Ugh, it’s so maddening. LaVine could just this thing down every year, man. Every single year. No disrespect to the dunk contest field this year, but whatever they do isn’t even going to amount to that miss. LaVine is king.
Look, man. I ain’t gonna say he’d beat prime Vince Carter. But I’m also not not gonna say he’d beat Vince Carter.
To be quite honest, fam, I just want to see him dunk again. And the rest of us do, too. Somebody has to make this happen.
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