
The two Johnson brothers hogged the headlines this year. But who did better at university?
Both BoJo and JoJo gained firsts
Both BoJo and JoJo gained thirds
JoJo gained a first and BoJo didn’t
BoJo gained a first and JoJo didn’t
A Victorian guide to university life at St John’s College, Cambridge, published in 1893, went on display this year. What’s missing from this nugget of advice? “Don’t _______ all day, however accomplished you may be.”
List your academic achievements
Play piano
Throw pennies at paupers
Drink alcohol

Professor Louise Richardson chose a song from which musical icon in an appearance on Desert Island Discs in June?
Joni Mitchel
Joan Baez
Carole King
Taylor Swift
Staff and students at the University of Sydney were distraught in September when what died on campus?
A jacaranda tree
A crocodile
A cohort of mice used in research
The Ant and Dec fan club

Which university used Tinder to entice students through Clearing this summer?
University of Durham
University of Exeter
Manchester Metropolitan University
University of Salford
What are students threatening to boycott to scupper higher education reforms?
Ucas
Lectures
Opinion surveys
Exams
Who did Mary Beard accuse of being a mansplainer of history?
Ukip donor Arron Banks
Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn
Broadcaster Jeremy Paxman
Historian David Starkey

How much did US president-elect Donald Trump pay out in settlements to students of his university in November?
$1m
$10m
$15m
$25m
And, talking of Trump, why did Robert Gordon University strip him of his honorary degree?
For calling Hillary Clinton a “nasty woman”
For being caught on video boasting about grabbing women’s genitals
For demanding Muslims be banned from entering the US
For being buddies with Nigel Farage
It’s been a difficult year for experts. Who said: “Suspicion of experts goes back into antiquity, and it’s a very healthy thing to have”?
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Michael Gove
Jeremy Clarkson
Theresa May
Solutions
1:C, 2:B, 3:B, 4:A, 5:D, 6:C, 7:A, 8:D, 9:C, 10:A