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The headline news on Liverpool's Chinese bidders

News that a China-based consortium is bidding for Liverpool Football Club has sparked a frenzy of media interest. This has ranged from predictable headlines such as "You'll never wok alone" in the Daily Star, Mirror and the Guardian's Fiver email to Radio 4's Today programme interviewing members of Liverpool's Chinese community and persuading one to sing the Kop anthem in Cantonese. But Monkey's heart sank at the headline on a Tim Collard piece in today's Daily Telegraph: "Come on Liwupu? Well, it does have a certain ring to it". Punning headlines are one thing, but Monkey last heard that kind of "joke" on Mind Your Language.

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