1) Carol Colton
2) Antoine Leiris
3) Martin Fletcher
4) Spencer Stone, Alek Skarlatos, Anthony Sadler and Chris Norman
5) Shaker Aamer
6) Charlotte Church
7) Yanis Varoufakis
8) Sam Simon
9) The staff of Charlie Hebdo
10) The pope
11) Unpaid carers
12) Jeremy Corbyn
13) The moderators
Thank you. I couldn't bear to read the real honours list after hearing about Lynton Crosby, and this list was just what I needed to hear about the amazing contributions of people we should really honour. I would have added Proessor Carol Colton for her breakthrough on Alzheimer's research this year. Please do this every year, perhaps you could ask readers for nominations.