The Gallery: Wayne Rooney's new hair

Golly has updated Wayne's yearbook photo Photograph: Photomontage

Ben Vella gets behind the scenes at Wayne's transplant surgery Photograph: Photomontage

'A few weeks after the procedure it became clear to Wayne that a wig might have been the better option,' predicts Ed McCarthy Photograph: Photomontage

'Wayne didn't realise just how successful his hair transplant would be,' crackles Joby Spragg Photograph: Photomontage

'It’s a case of the Emperor’s new hair treatment as 895,748 followers all fail to tell Wayne he’s spent £30,000 on a comb over,' snickers Steve Fuller Photograph: Photomontage

'He will be a new man after the operation but does Wayne have what it takes to win best "Footballer Slash Model" next season?' wonders Bryan Williams Photograph: Photomontage

'Wayne figured if he was going to wear a wig he may as well make it realistic,' says Laura Mark Photograph: Photomontage

'The Hairy Godmother’s potion worked wonders and Rooney was transformed from an ogre into a handsome hunk,' says Jason Froggett on a Shrek riff Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Koichiro Yamamura: 'Wayne is the new ginger prince of Old Trafford' Photograph: Photomontage

'The new hair led to few more changes,' ogles Douglas Fenech Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Rob Schofield's not so charming man Photograph: Photomontage

'Wayne gathers some other former follicly challenged footballers to form his own motley crew,' twangs Craig Bryant Photograph: Photomontage

Jason Froggett doesn't provide a caption and is therefore subject to some kind of terrible punishment Photograph: Photomontage

Overhead-kicks got a lot more interesting once Chris McCambridge got his curling tongs out Photograph: Photomontage

'I said I wanted to look like Charlton Heston'. Graham Harris is responsible for this cracker Photograph: Photomontage

Dom Jermans has turned Wayne into the next Ronaldo Photograph: Photomontage

'Why does Wayne care what his hair looks like, as long as he has plenty of D'oh?' wonders Stephen Crane Photograph: Photomontage

James Needham still thinks it's 1985 judging by this effort predicting an avalanche of bubble-perm entries into Guardian Towers Photograph: Photomontage

'Still one for the girls,' parps Dosy Sod Photograph: Photomontage

'Ferguson knows what its like to be God now,' parps Wuggy Lemass Photograph: Photomontage

Matt Bathouse reckons only Coleen could calm Wayne down when the time came to cut his locks Photograph: Photomontage

'Rooney is eggsploting Twitter to market himself,' grumbles Patrick Spragg Photograph: Phtomontage