'One thinks Stoke's dress down is pretty similar to this scene from Full Metal Jacket.' Thanks to Daragh McCann Photograph: Photomontage'What with the extra Thursday Europa League fixtures, all the congestion was making frustrated Stoke manager Tony poo-less' – Jai Matharu lowers the tone…Photograph: Photomontage'Not very topical, but Tony Pulis's favourite Michael Jackson song? (James) Beat It of course!' – The old ones are the best for Jai MatharuPhotograph: Photomontage
'Tony Pulis tried to bring on his new signing but was denied by the referee,' sniggers Koichiro YamamuraPhotograph: Photomontage'Lesson learnt,' titters Douglas FenechPhotograph: Photomontage'Feel kinda' sorry for Pulis getting fined for criticising a referee. Think he should maybe start a movement,' ponders Douglas FenechPhotograph: Photomontage'A sartorial iconoclast finally gets the recognition he deserves,' guffaws Joe Reed Photograph: Photomontage
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