The Gallery: The SPL in the summer

'I think the players will adapt quickly to playing in the Scottish 'summer'' – Shiver me timbers, it's Michael Woodbridge! Photograph: Photomontage

'Just spent my SUMMER, repeat, SUMMER holiday in the Scottish highlands. 20 days break, 18 days of cold and rain. Forgive me therefore for a slightly bitter and cynical edge to this week's entry' – All is forgiven Niel Butler (from Denmark. Denmark!) Photograph: Photomontage

'What was that about the Rangers players feeling like they're still on holiday under Ally McCoist?' – Oliver Sparrow brings a new fashion at Ibrox Photograph: Photomontage

'Has the SFA looked into building air-conditioned stadia?' titters Alun Hewinson Photograph: Photomontage

'My sandcastle's better than yours' – Lennon and McCoist find it difficult to bury their differences, phnarrs Jason Froggett Photograph: Photomontage

'Scotland's sweethearts still have only eyes for each other', titters Richard Maddox Photograph: Photomontage

'No summer holiday, no problem,' chirps Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

Steve Fuller's entry is coming to a theatre near you soon Photograph: Photomontage

'Some SPL players were caught out by the early start to the season' Phil Brown gets extra points for the donkey Photograph: Photomontage

'Financially, it made sense to hold the title-winning celebrations on the training pitch,' grins David Adam Photograph: Photomontage