The Gallery: Sergio Busquets

Fagin Guardiola: 'Sergio, my boy, do what you must to win this match. Steal, lie, cheat, dive … Whatever it takes, Sergio …' A singalong entry from Graham Harris Photograph: Photomontage

'A consumate artist of the midfield' – David Cernuto, again on a similar theme Photograph: Photomontage

'Pinocchio is sent out for diving,' David Cernuto guffaws Photograph: Photomontage

'Sergio biscuits anyone?' Blake Gladman riffs on a soon-to-be-familiar idea Photograph: Photomontage

'With the Olympics just around the corner, Sergio Busquets agreed to teach Tom Daley how to dive,' titters Tom Roberts Photograph: Gareth Copley/Photomontage

Ben Quarless writes: 'Here's my entry to the Gallery, in reference to this article by Sid Lowe and Javier Bardem's Academy Award for No Country for Old Men' Photograph: Photomontage

'More of a cruncher than a nibbler,' opines Jack Palmer through a mouth full of crumbs Photograph: Photomontage

'Busquets was just happy to be nominated but in such company he felt like he'd achieved all he could in the game.' Thanks to Charles Checketts
Photograph: Photomontage