The Gallery: Scott Parker

'Same haircut, same name (almost) and same super-human ability. But has Scott Parker got what it takes to save West Ham?' trumps Jason Froggett Photograph: Photomontage

'Parker reveals his true identity,' parps Hugh Garrett Photograph: Photomontage

Lenny DeValera frightens the bejesus out of us by imagining what could have happened if our hero hadn't made it Photograph: Photomontage

'Scott fully deserves the writers' award because he is the saviour of a sinking ship,' chuckles Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

Allan Heywood is a first-past-the-post man. And so it would seem is Mr Parker after his recent Football Writers' award Photograph: Photomontage

Steve Fuller's entry will be appearing in a cinema near you this month Photograph: Photomontage

'Big fish. Small pond.' Iain Christie's a cruel man Photograph: Photomontage

'Scott misunderstood West Ham's promise when they said they expected to be "playing for the Championship" within three years,' bleats David Braley Photograph: Photomontage

'Could they be one and the same,' wonders Lee Harding Photograph: Photomontage

'Scott Parker takes his place among the greats,' WTFs Justin Boswick Photograph: Photomontage

'Parker takes a break from West Ham and Thunderbirds,' says Al Balmer Photograph: Photomontage

Sam Gold has a riddle for you Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Ozu Mizoguchi with Scott of the Hammers Photograph: Photomontage

'All hail the new King of London,' bugles Russ Gable Photograph: Photomontage

'They really have asked him to do everything for the club,' sniggers Alex Marsh, while pouring himself another cup of tea Photograph: Photomontage

Kevin Lemass got a bit confused Photograph: Photomontage