The Gallery: Robbie Savage

Chris Wimmer has a novel idea: 'Nobody puts Robbie in the corner' Photograph: Photomontage

Koichiro Yamamura has spotted a new career opportunity for our man Robbie: 'Listening to Robbie Savage on 6-0-6, I thought he would make a decent call centre operator because he can deal with aggressive phone calls and forcibly silence people' Photograph: Photomontage

'By week three Savage was keen to show he could still do a job for Wales,' deadpans Andrew Williams Photograph: Photomontage

Robbie Savage is just a Flash In The Pan. Or so says Feint Zebra Photograph: Photomontage

'Accusations that Robbie stood like a plank while the sparkly lady pranced around him? Clearly wide of the mark,' chortles Davie McLaughlin Photograph: Photomontage

These are the Wonder Years for Fred and Robbie Savage. Or so David Cernuto reckons Photograph: Photomontage

'Robbie has always been famous for his tackle,' chuckles Max Clarke Photograph: Photomontage

'De-gas thing is he played like a statue too,' parps highbrow debutant Matthew Cullen Photograph: Photomontage

'A little bit of night fever coming to a cruise ship near you soon,' croons Mr Wells Photograph: Photomontage

Feint Zebra has trawled the world for dancing movies and come up with one more Savage special Photograph: Photomontage

And another grim vision from Feint Zebra: 'Robbie takes up pole dancing in preparation' Photograph: Photomontage

'So that's why Robbie always maintained HE is the Welsh wizard,' reckons Jacob Sedf. To those of you who don't watch Harry Potter, that's Lucius Malfoy wearing a Savage mask Photograph: Photomontage

'Robbie looks striking in his Strictly-mobile,' gushes Wuggy Lemas Photograph: Photomontage

'Welcome to the Robbie Doll. A perfect man who embraces his feminine side when Barbie isn’t around.' Ozu Mizoguchi imagines a dystopian world where poor children have to contend with this in their Christmas stockings Photograph: Photomontage

Greg Adams is pretty wide of the mark with his stab in the dark Photograph: Photomontage

'That's a pretty nice goggle tan Robbie's got,' chuckles Lenny De Valera Photograph: Photomontage

'Robbie isnt the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy! Alternate disciplinary methods from the FA delighted our Robbie,' reckons Jeff Baxter Photograph: Photomontage

And Hugh Garrett wraps things up by at once making Savage look more intimidating than at any point in his career Photograph: Photomontage