The Gallery: Phil Jones

'That boy can play anywhere,' declares Kyle Norbury, quite literally Photograph: Photomontage

Koichiro Yamamura also says it how it is Photograph: Photomontage

Douglas Fenech turns cartoonist to bring us this tale Photograph: Photomontage

'Corporal Jones hadn't been told about the Europa League', parps Peter Wickett Photograph: Photomontage

Yuma Fujita's offering has a certain retro charm Photograph: Photomontage

'Sir Alex orders Phil Jones to hold the Thin Red Line,' barks Brigadier Greg Hammond Photograph: Photomontage

'In a bid to cure his side's injury woes, Fergie finds another new position for Phil Jones,' reports Richard Liggins Photograph: Photomontage

Photoshopgal urges Sir Alex to Take a Chance on young Phil Photograph: Photomontage

Jeremy Maissel is also in the mood to sing, but gets our protagonist mixed up with Davy Jones Photograph: Photomontage

Dave Ellis is a fan of toilet humour: 'Jones's runs had gotten completely out of control' Photograph: Photomontage

James Pique's entry is more family-friendly as 'Rafergie crowns the new king of his midfield' Photograph: Photomontage

Rowan Averill's new year's resolution is to start keeping a diary Photograph: Photomontage

Paul Cochrane transports our hero into an old school British comedy Photograph: Photomontage

'Sloth love Chunk,' bleats Ben Somner as he recreates a scene from the Goonies – and makes it 10 times more disturbing Photograph: Photomontage

'In his quest to turn everything he touches into gold, Alex Goldfergie uses Phil Jones as his Oddjob man,' announces Sian Culley. 'In fact, caddie is probably the only position Jones hasn't played this season' Photograph: Photomontage