The Gallery: Phil Brown

John Barry reveals the part of Phil's half-time team talk the cameras didn't pick up Photograph: n/a

Stuart Goodacre reckons Phil has been getting a few tips from the least insightful pundit in all of Christendom Photograph: n/a

"Phil is hoping to secure that all important second season," caws Mathias Mesa Photograph: n/a

"Even in the middle of winter, Phil and his January signings insist that the tan is real," cackles Mark Beech. There's something beautiful about how earnest Phil looks in the picture, isn't there? Photograph: n/a

"You're a good man, Philly Brown," sighs Lee Coan Photograph: n/a

Thomas Nycz-Losi wants you to remember that Phil learned everything he knows from Yoda and Allardyce the Hutt Photograph: n/a

"Tonight we dine in Hull," roars Mat Caplan, evoking the smell of a thousand chippies Photograph: n/a

"Is Phil James's long-lost brother?" wonders Mark Ireland, before singing this little ditty he wrote all by himself: "Stay on the scene/In the top 17" Photograph: n/a

"Will Phil have the money to buy some cheap-as-chips bobby dazzlers in the January transfer window and have enough left over to get new supplies of fake tan," ponders Neil Pollock Photograph: n/a

Here's Stephen Garman: "There's new half-time entertainment at the KC as Phil reminds a couple of underperformers how the club got its nickname" Photograph: n/a

Adam Harvey gets an extra mark for adding purple trousers to Phil's Incredible Hulk impression Photograph: n/a