The Gallery: Owen Hargreaves

'Owen's resurrection as Dali would have seen it,' says Padraig O'Conaire Photograph: Photomontage

Séamus de Cait reveals the source behind Owen's recovery Photograph: Photomontage

'After Mr Bump and Mr Angry disagreed about fitness, Mr Bump looked for a new club,' says Alun Hewinson Photograph: Photomontage

Nick Fielder has also gone for the Mr Men theme Photograph: Photomontage

Manchester City are willing to play their joker, according to Terry Nicholls Photograph: Photomontage

Gary McLoughlin reckons Owen's time at United reminds him of a certain Stephen King film Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Amy Gorol: 'Roberto proves resurrecting a career from the dead is possible' Photograph: Photomontage

Tom Solan reckons Owen is heading in one direction Photograph: Photomontage

'Despite City's riches, Roberto still found time to shop around in the bargain basement,' chuckles Tom Dawson Photograph: Photomontage

Luke McCarthy unveils Roberto's grand plans Photograph: Photomontage

Frank Streicher brings us a new slant on Anglo-Canadian relations Photograph: Photomontage

Owen didn't enjoy the experimental years at United, according to Faez Hassan Photograph: Photomontage

Mike Maddox shows us what United really wanted from Owen Photograph: Photomontage

'Owen's team-mates were not convinced about his new tactic for staying injury free,' crackles Chris Aldridge Photograph: Photomontage

'At his City medical Owen was glad to finally put his guinea pig days behind him,' says David Castle Photograph: Photomontage

Jennie Griswold brings us a terrifying vision of United's 'guinea pig' Photograph: Photomontage

'Another comedy classic from the producers over at the Theatre of Comedy,' says Jason Froggett Photograph: Photomontage

Roy Boujaoude has caught a glimpse of the set of Unbreakable 2 Photograph: Photomontage

'Tis just a flesh wound. I will play in the last 16 of the Carling Cup,' giggles Rowan Averill Photograph: Photomontage

'The pioneering treatments evident in Owen's training video had City convinced,' giggles Old Bean Alex Photograph: Photomontage