The Gallery: Nicklas Bendtner

John Barry reckons our hero's new shorts, rather than his boots, will dazzle the opposition Photograph: n/a

Neil Pollock didn't submit a caption, but then again the picture rather says it all Photograph: n/a

"Nicklas you plonker," honks Lee Van-Baaren Photograph: n/a

"Bendtner's happiness at the new look Arsenal is short-lived as cliques soon form within the team," chortles Paul Berry Photograph: n/a

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy." That wasn't actually the caption Luke Wallis submitted, but we reckon it's better than the one he did Photograph: n/a

"Nicklas's Arsenal dream-team ... himself." We're not sure if Dan Hunt is referring to the essentially objectionable nature of the Futurama robot, or just playing on the fact 'Bender' is just two letters short of 'Bendtner'. Photograph: n/a

As if John Barry's earlier effort wasn't disturbing enough ... Photograph: n/a

"I've a feeling we're not in fourth place any more," wails Nicklas in Matt Craven's effort Photograph: n/a

Katie Hudson thinks Nicklas is just a fish out of water Photograph: n/a

"Please, Monsieur Wenger, I want some more," chortles William Wilson Photograph: n/a

Stephen Garman suspects Nicklas may view himself in a different light to his manager Photograph: n/a

"He may look like Tarzan but unfortunately for Arsène he tends to play like Jane." It's John Barry, again Photograph: n/a

Jamie Walden's obviously a fan of independent American cinema. You could certainly see the Arsenal man getting into his Nietzsche: "Egoism is the very essence of a noble soul ..." Photograph: n/a

Is anyone else weirdly attracted to Cesc Fábregas in Phil Seagrave's effort? No? Just us then ... Photograph: n/a