The Gallery: Ledley King

"Reunited with me crock o'gold, now I'll have a 10-goal season to be sure," exclaims Robbie Keane in Garry Ellis's somewhat obscure offering. Photograph: n/a

Phil Seagrave hasn't got over Little Britain quite yet. "I wanna play for England," parps Ledley in his effort. Photograph: n/a

Rob Schofield wants to know why Fabio Capello didn't just go right ahead and call up Douglas Bader and Long John Silver while he was at it. Photograph: n/a

"Mummy's Wittle Wedley," sniggers Scott Jackson. Photograph: n/a

"But he ain't fit," protests 'Arry Redknapp somewhere just out of shot in Stuart Goodacre's entry. Frankly we're more concerned about the way David James's head seems to have sprouted out from between Paul Robinson's shoulders. Photograph: n/a

Adam Harvey doesn't reckon the Terminator franchise has jumped the shark quite yet ... Photograph: n/a

"Harry thought the Nintendo Wii was difficult until he encountered the steep learning curve of Ledley King's "Defender 2009," parps Iain Harral Photograph: n/a

We're really not sure what Joe Richardson's getting at here, but Jonathan Woodgate just looked so happy we couldn't leave it out. Photograph: n/a

We like what Paul Berry's done here, but shouldn't it be 'Arry fighting Fabio? Photograph: n/a

"King? King of Lah'n? 'E must mean one o' them Pearly Kings, like all those foreign geezers want to see," says Redknapp in Rob Moline's entry, dragging our hero away. Photograph: n/a

"This tug of war between Redknapp and Capello certainly won't help Ledley's injuries," chortles Tom Nycz-Losi. Photograph: n/a