"Harry decided to bring in a few former players with his squad down to the bare bones," ho hums Paul BerryPhotograph: a/n"Those worry lines are only going to get longer as the season goes on," says a concerned Thomas Nycz-LosiPhotograph: n/aMark Boyd reckons, try as he might, Harry can't do what it says on the tinPhotograph: n/a
"Harry's first summer signing has fans thinking he's been spending too much time on the Wii," chuckles Nick SandersPhotograph: n/aHere's Kevin Josling: "Harry threatened to murder the Spurs defence next time they fell asleep"Photograph: n/aAdam Harvey has become more and more worried about Jane Torvill's appearance on Dancing on IcePhotograph: n/aOwen Taylor's effort is considerably funnier if you're a fan of early 90s toys. And pretty funny even if you're notPhotograph: n/aFrank Streicher serves up an image from hellPhotograph: n/aStuart Goodacre's effort is up to his usual chucklesome best. "One great Englishman sort of invokes another"Photograph: a/nJames Kelly goes for an iconic imagePhotograph: n/a
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