'Coming to all bad off-licences soon,' glugs Mark PickavantPhotograph: Photomontage'Handlebars Holt was the clear winner of the Fifa World Mo of the Year,' chortles Richard LaignelPhotograph: Photomontage'The acceleration, the famous yellow jersey ... forget Usain Bolt, remember Insane Holt,' zooms Mat DumontPhotograph: Photomontage
Here's Kochiro Yamamura: 'Holty looks like a rugby player rather than a footballer, and that's a compliment'Photograph: PhotomontageIn case you didn't know, Ben Stokes is a Norwich fan: 'Dear England Manager-in-Waiting, this could all be reality with one simple selection'Photograph: Photomontage'The crowd cheer him, defenders fear him, it's Grant the Rhino,' says Pauric FarrellPhotograph: Photomontage
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