The Gallery: Gary Megson

'Dead ringer Gary performing his Rolf tribute act as he belts out his 60s hit 'I've been everywhere, man,'' honks Stephen Garman Photograph: n/a

'Gary's children read the Guardian,' notes Stuart Goodacre Photograph: a

'Megson always took relegation fights a bit too seriously,' spouts Joe Richardson Photograph: a

'Dulux launch their new 'uninspiring' range,' chortles Stuart Goodacre Photograph: n/a

'Couldn't think of anything particularly relevant; how about Gary Eggson and Gary Mugson?' That will do nicely Luke Wallis Photograph: n

'The outlook is bleak,' warns Jim Stewart Photograph: n

'After enjoying success with the Great Escape, Gary couldn´t refuse the spotlight of a weekly soap," chuckles Alfonso Elvira Photograph: n/a

'Under the evil glare of Big Sam, Gary Megson (football genius) shepherds his team to safety.' This bizarre and mildly disconcerting effort comes courtesy of Rhys Wiliams Photograph: a/n

'Here is Gary Megson as Angus Young. I could offer you a poor to middling caption like 'Megson provides the spark leading Bolton up the table' but I think the real issue here is that second rate managers deserve second rate gallery entries,' says Thomas Nycz-Losi, who won't be expectiong any prizes then Photograph: a/n

'A face only a mother could love,' deadpans Joe Richardson Photograph: a/n