The Gallery: Gaël Clichy

'So begins the mighty Manchester City transfer boosh,' parps Nick Fielder Photograph: Photomontage

Mike Down goes undercover at Eastlands to bring us this entry Photograph: Photomontage

'Can you work out the three Gaël Clichés?' chirps Chris Vannozzi Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Ben Vella on a member of French footballing royalty: 'While speed had never exactly been his forte, Gaël was concerned City's new kit might slow him down a tad' Photograph: Photomontage

'I wonder if Mancini/Miranda is watching the arrival of an "auspicious Gaël"... or a storm in a teacup,' ponders Alun Hewinson Photograph: Photomontage

Koichiro Yamamura reckons no one wants to stay in poor Arsène's enclosure. Except possibly Emmanuel Eboué Photograph: Photomontage

Gaël's transfer has left Richard Best scratching his head: 'I thought I saw that Clichy said he was not moving for the money but to join a club with charismatic leadership' Photograph: Photomontage

'Gaël wonders if things are any more settled here than at his last outfit, as he meets the escape committee,' sniggers Sam Gold Photograph: Photomontage

'Brian Marwood raids Arsenal for yet another soul,' sighs Jason Froggett Photograph: Photomontage

Steve Fuller's effort could be coming to a cinema near you soon Photograph: Photomontage