'So begins the mighty Manchester City transfer boosh,' parps Nick FielderPhotograph: PhotomontageMike Down goes undercover at Eastlands to bring us this entryPhotograph: Photomontage'Can you work out the three Gaël Clichés?' chirps Chris VannozziPhotograph: Photomontage
Here's Ben Vella on a member of French footballing royalty: 'While speed had never exactly been his forte, Gaël was concerned City's new kit might slow him down a tad'Photograph: Photomontage'I wonder if Mancini/Miranda is watching the arrival of an "auspicious Gaël"... or a storm in a teacup,' ponders Alun HewinsonPhotograph: PhotomontageKoichiro Yamamura reckons no one wants to stay in poor Arsène's enclosure. Except possibly Emmanuel EbouéPhotograph: PhotomontageGaël's transfer has left Richard Best scratching his head: 'I thought I saw that Clichy said he was not moving for the money but to join a club with charismatic leadership' Photograph: Photomontage'Gaël wonders if things are any more settled here than at his last outfit, as he meets the escape committee,' sniggers Sam GoldPhotograph: Photomontage'Brian Marwood raids Arsenal for yet another soul,' sighs Jason FroggettPhotograph: PhotomontageSteve Fuller's effort could be coming to a cinema near you soonPhotograph: Photomontage
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