The Gallery: Fifa

Joby Spragg is Geppetto to Sepp's Pinocchio Photograph: Photomontage

'Allegations of corruption continue when the winners of Fifa's Fair Play Award are announced,' snickers Barry Houdini Photograph: Photomontage

Jason Froggett brings us a rather dapper Sepp Photograph: Photomontage

'Yeah, I went with the obvious,' drawls Thomas Thompson, 'but being obvious never stopped Fifa' Photograph: Photomontage

Only the best will do for Steve Fuller: ‘The good captain launches a new product with a guarantee of no fishy smells’ Photograph: Photomontage

James Croft has indulged in a spot of PS3 Photograph: Photomontage

Matt Bathouse envisages a good-cop-bad-cop routine Photograph: Photomontage

Michael de Young has noticed an eery similarity between Sepp and the caterpillar from A Bug's Life Photograph: Photomontage

'England miss out by a whisker again,' giggles Ben Vella Photograph: Photomontage

The Fifa scandal has even got into consoles, according to John McGrath Photograph: Photomontage

David Ellis had plenty of libellous thoughts about Fifa and has told us about his struggle to express them Photograph: Photomontage

James Needham reckons Sepp could teach this little lot about uncontested elections Photograph: Photomontage

Fifa's uncontested presidential election has got Koichiro Yamamura thinking about football's future Photograph: Photomontage

Rich Walker only sees one way that England will win a future World Cup bid Photograph: Photomontage

'Fifa has so much money, Sepp will need to find somewhere else to store his cash,' says Lee Van-Baaren Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Allan Heywood: 'Somewhere in Switzerland a man is struggling to keep his family together, whilst football fans everywhere wish he would just say "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen"' Photograph: Photomontage

Nadeem Abbas stirs memory of a comedy classic Photograph: Photomontage

'You hold him down while I frisk him,' chortles Adam Harvey Photograph: Photomontage

Alun Hewinson pays tribute to Fifa's money-making talents Photograph: Photomontage

The Confederations Cup, requests for women to wear tighter shorts ... yup, Sepp has a few crimes to answer for, according to Joby Spragg Photograph: Photomontage

Al Balmer is seeing two men in black. 'Say what you like about Sepp Blatter, but he does a good Johnny Cash impersonation' Photograph: Photomontage

‘With Yakety Sax adopted as the new Fifa anthem, President Blatter’s mind turns to his legacy project ...’ laughs Steve Fuller Photograph: Photomontage

Marcial Lavina looks inside the corridors of power and sees what's really going on: 'Top Fifa adviser Henry Kissinger assures President Blatter that his re-election strategy is working' Photograph: Photomontage

"An OTT Response? From the Sun? Just wait until your kids ask for THIS for Christmas," screams Greg Connolly. Photograph: Photomontage