The Gallery: Fernando Torres

'What might have been: All Fernando really needed was a friendly arm around the shoulder. Had the Blues erred in dispensing with the services of their former master? Could Fernando Lone Striker rediscover the Form? Or did the Blues need to make a speedy return to the Drogba system?' – We all feel the Force of Jamie Watt's entry Photograph: Photomontage

'Old creaky defensive walls can sleep soundly. Fernando Torres won’t bother you,' chuckles Bruce Cooper Photograph: Photomontage

'Poor little Nando!' titters Tim Sinclair Photograph: Photomontage

'No worries, André, I've got my old form today' – Chris Wimmer goes exceptionally arty on us Photograph: Photomontage

'In the Chelsea lookalike contest, Fernando Torres goes as Frank Spencer, the donkey goes as Torres. The donkey wins,' heehaws Sam Gold Photograph: Photomontage

'A little bit of collateral damage should be expected as Fernando finds his range,' chortles Andy Pritchard Photograph: Photomontage

'Money well spent' – Ouch, Graham Harris, very ouch Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Marko Wagner: 'I used to think the tutorial was a little condescending' Photograph: Photomontage

'In the TV show Dragonball Z some characters can gain immense speed, strength and agility when they change to blonde hair. When they return to their natural colour, they lose it all!' – Anthony Salisbury may have too much time on his hands but we like his entry anyway Photograph: Photomontage

Phil Brown writes: 'Around the same time Torres lost his mojo, this pop-tart hit the charts. It’s my belief that Fernando Torres is Ke$ha! It would explain his lack of form, trying to juggle two professions on different sides of the Atlantic. Someone check his passport' Photograph: Photomontage

A Falling Angel – Faez Hassan's caption is short but his entry is very sweet Photograph: Photomontage

Brian Flynn: 'After losing his spot in the Chelsea starting 11 Torres accepted a loan move to an early 90s American sitcom' Photograph: Photomontage

'Fernando slowly felt his career at Chelsea going down the pan' – another toilet-themed entry from Graham Harris Photograph: Photomontage

'The wide open barn door became a recurring motive in Torres’s nightmares' – Frank Streicher fuses the cliches Photograph: Photomontage

'Pablo Picasso captured Torres’s horrific miss against United in his famous cubist painting You couldn’t score in a br0th3l' – Bruce Cooper's entry made us titter Photograph: Photomontage

'There will be some punishment if he misses a sitter or gets sent off for a reckless challenge again' – A scary entry from Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

A bullet of an entry from Jason Froggett Photograph: Photomontage

'Boss, I'll get it if I can I have another 1000 rounds of ammo and can you stop the old guys from heckling me' – Dave Gray raises the stakes Photograph: Photomontage

'AVB tries the Hole in the Wall approach but will Torres succeed?' asks Andrew Williams Photograph: Photomontage