The Gallery: Emmanuel Eboué

"Not even Bush's famed baby speak could console Eboué after another poor showing," snickers Adam Harvey. Photograph: n/a

"Adebayor was glad Eboué was taking the flak away from him," giggles John Barry, with the best of this week's donkey-themed entries Photograph: n/a

"Emmanuel's attempt to Google himself was a major disappointment," titters Cath Booth, who provides this week with its regulation eBay effort Photograph: n/a

"Eboué's kinky gallery 'entry' works better when musically accompanied by Serge Gainsbourg's Je t'Aime ... Moi Non Plus," suggests 'naughty' Niel Butler Photograph: n/a

"Maybe if Eboué spent less time promoting his new album, there would be less 808s and Heartbreak between him and the Arsenal fans," is Thomas Nycz-Losi's long-winded way of saying he looks like Kanye West Photograph: n/a

"Following Eboué's recent performances, he was rewarded with an exclusive shirt sponsorship deal," says Blake Gladman. The old ones are the best ones etc etc Photograph: n/a

"For a bunch of foreigners, Arsenal really do a good old British panto very well," whoops Mark Ireland, who thinks life at the Emirates is just like Puss in Boots or Dick Whittington (Oh no it isn't, etc) Photograph: n/a

"The T-shirt sums it up," cachinnates (look it up) John Barry of the unloved if versatile Arsenal ace Photograph: n/a

"Not even crying (with KD Lang) could impress the harsh Arsenal judges," is William Wilson's take on proceedings. Er, KD Lang? Well, at least Sharon Osbourne's laughing Photograph: n/a

"Eboué's choice of boots probably wasn't helping," chortles John Barry in his third, simplest and finest entry of the week Photograph: n/a