The Gallery: Edinson Cavani

'An early look at a very special item in Napoli's next line of merchandise' – J-Man kicks us off Photograph: Photomontage

'Could he be? This one is an ode to Barry Glendenning's love of all things Cavani' – Rowan Averill with one of many Glendenning-inspired entries Photograph: Photomontage

As Glendenning longingly gazed at his longstanding man-crush, Edinson Cavani whispered through a mouthful of spaghetti: 'Barry, you really are a beautiful Lady' – David Castle wins extra points for Barry's nose Photograph: Photomontage

Mihnea Gligor's entry is like a red rag to a bull Photograph: Photomontage

'Napoli realised there was only one man who could protect their star striker from a big summer transfer …' Simon King gives Barry powers that we've certainly never seen Photograph: Photomontage

'On a (typically) quiet day in Guardian HQ deputy sports editor Barry Glendenning's crush on Edinson Cavani is foremost in his thoughts whilst Jimbo reminisces over his Football Italia days' – Nimesh Mistry's entry makes the pulse race Photograph: Photomontage

'A true rags-to-riches tale' amuses Will Buckland Photograph: Photomontage

'This is before the match starts, I could be wrong, but probably not' – Dave Hill had little faith in the 11 training cones playing for Chelsea Photograph: Photomontage

'Coming to a transfer window near you, summer 2012' – Mike Maddox braces us all for a summer of rumours Photograph: Photomontage

'Edinson Cavani: lighting up Serie A' – Ben Somner keeps it short and sparkly Photograph: Photomontage

'After Napoli's Champions League exit, Cavani decides on a change of career' – Glen Clark is inspired to create the ultimate tag team Photograph: Photomontage

'Uefa made cutbacks with its new Champions League figures and reused some He-Man tooling from the 80s' sniggers Mat Dumont Photograph: Photomontage

'If the performance of the last few next-big-things is anything to go by, Cavani needs to rein in his talents a little bit or risk being crucified when the mob decides to turn on him … Tom Hoskins risked upsetting two of the richest, most ruthless people in football AND a billion followers of one of the world's largest religions in this entry Photograph: Photomontage

Edinson Cavani bringing some much needed culture to the gallery, courtesy of Mark Pickavant Photograph: Photomontage