'The new apple of City's eye,' cackles Chris ReillyPhotograph: PhotomotageThe builders got Mohamed Al-Fayed's instructions wrong when he asked for a statue of 'Jacko'. Roy Boujaoude, we thank youPhotograph: Photomontage'Move over Carlos, there's a new frontman in town,' says Jeff GallagherPhotograph: Photomontage
'Proving David Icke’s Reptoid Hypothesis is the truth, it’s Heading Gecko...' says Jason FroggettPhotograph: PhotomontageStefan Meyer was impressed by Edin's smash and grab raid on Spurs Photograph: Photomontage'Because of the similarity in design, Edin can secretly wear his favourite club's jersey at away games this season,' reports Koichiro YamamuraPhotograph: PhotomontagePaddy O'Gorman has been reading back issues of the Bash Street KidsPhotograph: Photomontage'Edin was signed from Wolfsburg, so was the natural successor to the Wolf man's shirt in City's epic squad,' chuckles Mike TaylorPhotograph: PhotomontageCarlos Tevez is definitely the neglected child in Andrew Emmerson's effortPhotograph: PhotomontageHillel Aron is charmed by the story of a big man and his two wee chumsPhotograph: Photomontage'The best team oil money can buy finally got good,' gasps Chris PetersonPhotograph: PhotomontageHere's Andrew Booth: 'Rising like a phoenix from the ashes of the perfectly normal six-month bedding in period that footballers are for some reason no longer allowed to have'Photograph: PhotomontageDave Gray has been watching a Jim Carrey classicPhotograph: Photomontage'Roberto Mancini has had enough of petulant strikers sabotaging his plans,' announces Joe MilamPhotograph: Photomontage
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