The Gallery: Edin Dzeko

'The new apple of City's eye,' cackles Chris Reilly Photograph: Photomotage

The builders got Mohamed Al-Fayed's instructions wrong when he asked for a statue of 'Jacko'. Roy Boujaoude, we thank you Photograph: Photomontage

'Move over Carlos, there's a new frontman in town,' says Jeff Gallagher Photograph: Photomontage

'Proving David Icke’s Reptoid Hypothesis is the truth, it’s Heading Gecko...' says Jason Froggett Photograph: Photomontage

Stefan Meyer was impressed by Edin's smash and grab raid on Spurs Photograph: Photomontage

'Because of the similarity in design, Edin can secretly wear his favourite club's jersey at away games this season,' reports Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

Paddy O'Gorman has been reading back issues of the Bash Street Kids Photograph: Photomontage

'Edin was signed from Wolfsburg, so was the natural successor to the Wolf man's shirt in City's epic squad,' chuckles Mike Taylor Photograph: Photomontage

Carlos Tevez is definitely the neglected child in Andrew Emmerson's effort Photograph: Photomontage

Hillel Aron is charmed by the story of a big man and his two wee chums Photograph: Photomontage

'The best team oil money can buy finally got good,' gasps Chris Peterson Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Andrew Booth: 'Rising like a phoenix from the ashes of the perfectly normal six-month bedding in period that footballers are for some reason no longer allowed to have' Photograph: Photomontage

Dave Gray has been watching a Jim Carrey classic Photograph: Photomontage

'Roberto Mancini has had enough of petulant strikers sabotaging his plans,' announces Joe Milam Photograph: Photomontage