The Gallery: Dimitar Berbatov

Rob Schofield reflects on our protagonist's achievements at Manchester United Photograph: Photomontage

'Ever seen Dimitar and Andy García in the same room?' asks David Macnamara ... Photograph: Photomontage

... who's clearly been swapping notes with Omri Harel Photograph: Photomontage

Dimi morphs into Demi in Mat Dumont's offering: 'This might explain the lack of first team opportunities for Berbatov this season ...' Photograph: Photomontage

Mat's second entry is only slightly less bizarre than his first Photograph: Photomontage

Jack Palmer unveils Manchester United's spring/summer collection 2012 Photograph: Photomontage

Tom Mummery gets his benches mixed up Photograph: Photomontage

'Silent, elegant and a pleasure to watch. Dimitar Berbatov is The Artist,' announces Sean Geraghty Photograph: Photomontage

Rowan Averill has been thumbing through the dictionary to bring us his entry Photograph: Photomontage

'Fangs for the memories Dimitar,' puns Tim Sinclair Photograph: Photomontage

'I'll be over here if we need a fifth goal,' whispers Will Buckland Photograph: Photomontage

James Tyler rounds things off as he introduces the Berbacula Photograph: Photomontage