'Demba Baaah ... off to greener pastures this summer,' crackles Dave Gurtov, who against all predictions was the only person to send us this gagPhotograph: PhotomontageSian Culley has been watching Multi-Coloured Swap Shop: 'With Dalglish's latest swap offer falling flat, could this be a glimpse at the summer transfer market?'Photograph: Photomontage'Demba's guiding Newcastle through European waters,' rows Nico Kaufmann. They're not quite there yet, NicoPhotograph: Photomontage
'You just know this is not going to have a happy ending,' sobs FotoshopgalPhotograph: PhotomontageHere's Koichiro Yamamura: 'BA is flying and managers can't take their eyes off of him'Photograph: Photomontage'In an attempt to increase revenue at Newcastle, owner Mike Ashley has today unveiled the Demba Ba-bie,' chortles Gareth JohnsonPhotograph: Photomontage'Trust me; I'm a doctor,' giggles David HindlePhotograph: PhotomontageHere's Rowan Averill: Demba offers a sweet solution to Newcastle's striking problemPhotograph: Photomontage'Every game is a no-brainer for Alan Pardew,' sighs Scott CurrellPhotograph: PhotomontageWe take it Tom Flanagan is a fan of Mr BaPhotograph: Photomontage'Ba and Humbug,' cries Peter WickettPhotograph: Photomontage
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