The Gallery: Demba Ba

'Demba Baaah ... off to greener pastures this summer,' crackles Dave Gurtov, who against all predictions was the only person to send us this gag Photograph: Photomontage

Sian Culley has been watching Multi-Coloured Swap Shop: 'With Dalglish's latest swap offer falling flat, could this be a glimpse at the summer transfer market?' Photograph: Photomontage

'Demba's guiding Newcastle through European waters,' rows Nico Kaufmann. They're not quite there yet, Nico Photograph: Photomontage

'You just know this is not going to have a happy ending,' sobs Fotoshopgal Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Koichiro Yamamura: 'BA is flying and managers can't take their eyes off of him' Photograph: Photomontage

'In an attempt to increase revenue at Newcastle, owner Mike Ashley has today unveiled the Demba Ba-bie,' chortles Gareth Johnson Photograph: Photomontage

'Trust me; I'm a doctor,' giggles David Hindle Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Rowan Averill: Demba offers a sweet solution to Newcastle's striking problem Photograph: Photomontage

'Every game is a no-brainer for Alan Pardew,' sighs Scott Currell Photograph: Photomontage

We take it Tom Flanagan is a fan of Mr Ba Photograph: Photomontage

'Ba and Humbug,' cries Peter Wickett Photograph: Photomontage