The Gallery: David Silva

Daragh McCann gets things started as he conjures up some silvaware Photograph: Photomontage

'He owns that pitch,' declares Douglas Fenech Photograph: Photomontage

'David has been on form and very solid so far this season,' reports a statuesque Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

Forget Goldenballs, Steve Simmons creates Silverballs Photograph: Photomontage

'You're bound to get loads of Silver Surfer entries,' pipes Graham Harris, 'although I hope not many have Edin Dzeko with breasts' Photograph: Photomontage

Graham is right. Here's Craig Whittaker's offering Photograph: Photomontage

And Graham is back. But this time he seems to have got a bit confused Photograph: Photomontage

Ben Stokes presents David Mitchilva: 'Unknown to many, the midfield maestro moonlights as one half of a popular comedy duo' Photograph: Photomontage

'El mágico,' ta-das Robyn McDermott Photograph: Photomontage

Viren Thakrar reckons it's only a matter of time before Sheikh Mansour commissions the minting of a Silva coin Photograph: Photomontage

'Sir Alex looks longingly across town and orders Wayne into the midfield,' chirps Aram Gumusyan Photograph: Photomontage

William Thompson dons his tux to round off this week's fun Photograph: Photomontage