The Gallery: Cristiano Ronaldo

Gavin McCoy has a question of vital import: 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the vainest footballer of them all?' Photograph: Photomontage

'Judging from Ronaldo Mark1, this will be Ronaldo Mark2 in 2018,' burps Joe Hodgkiss Photograph: Photomontage

'It's Ronaldo McDonald...o,' says Richard Laignel simply Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Rowan Averill: 'As Jamie Redknapp might say, Ronaldo is "literally" living in Messi's shadow'. We should point out that Rowan's effort was knocked up before el clásico Photograph: Photomontage

'The obvious career path for Ronaldo once he retires from football,' brands Will Buckland Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Greg Hammond: 'Another successful season for two of the world’s top divers, but a newcomer has taken the bronze!' Photograph: Photomontage

Gavin McCoy has been inspired by Right Said Fred: 'He's too sexy for spaghetti. Too sexy for spaghetti. Christ, where's my bloody machete?' Photograph: Photomontage

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Marcos Garcia has channeled Madness for his effort: 'Los Nutty Chicos are back, with Cristiano keeping them one stepover beyond their rivals' Photograph: Photomontage

'In a suprisingly modest mood, Cristiano consoles himself with the fact that the Ballon D'or is not an award for sexiness,' giggles Greg Connolly Photograph: Photomontage

'This was submitted before the clásico, so it is literal or ironic depending on how the game went,' noted John O'Donnell. We'll put you down for literal, John Photograph: Photomontage

Rachel Eirinberg has brought us this fighting effort Photograph: Photomontage

Paul Bradley has done us a wee impersonation of Rain Man: 'Raymond (sarcastically): "Excellent driver"' Photograph: Photomontage