The Gallery: Clint Dempsey

Will Buckland gets the ball rolling with this take on a bit of retro TV. 'Dempsey & Makepeace ... helping to keep Fulham mid-table' Photograph: Photomontage

'Clint’s worst performance since Swansea away. To be honest there’s not much of an idea here, just thought Jol would make a canny Clyde,' says Stew Allen, who didn't need to be apologetic Photograph: Photomontage

'Martin Jol was not going to be happy with Clint's high-profile spot of moonlighting,' cackles Richard Owen Photograph: Photomontage

Paul Fielding finds a new meaning for N.W.A Photograph: Photomontage

Christian Carley's entry doesn't need a caption Photograph: Photomontage

Haydn Mullineux's splendid effort is so realistic we felt it was only fair to warn you not to enter the competition for free turps Photograph: Photomontage

'There is nothing more important to a man than Family. These men of honour. La Famiglia Fulham.' Brian Plumridge likes The Godfather Photograph: Photomontage

Mat Dumont offers this tribute to Fulham's style of play Photograph: Photomontage

Matt Dumont's back for more. 'Clint suddenly became aware that his sporadic form was linked to lunar cycles' Photograph: Photomontage

'You gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel luckier than Clint Dempsey? Well, do ya ... punk?' Louis Mills merges a couple of Clints Photograph: Photomontage

Koichiro Yamamura reckons Dempsey's performances could earn him an embarrassing plinth beside the King of Pop Photograph: Photomontage

'Clint had adapted well to 'soccer' but often reverted back to 'football' when he played against the likes of Karl Henry,' parps Alan Noon Photograph: Photomontage

'Just not sure if I got the order right,' sighs Peter Wickett Photograph: Photomontage

While Gareth Johnson rounds things off with what has become a recurring theme, although we thought it was worth including just to see Danny Murphy with mad hair Photograph: Photomontage