Hillel Aron gets the ball rolling with this raunchy little number. 'Oh Xavi, it's like I always dreamed it would be…'Photograph: Photomontage'Our son has returned. Bring quickly the new strip, and put it on him, with new boots for his feet.' We were always going to get a Prodigal Son entry, but Paul Hargest was quickest to the punchPhotograph: PhotomontageAnnie Cope reckons Cesc may have taken a leaf out of a certain alien's book to get back to Barcelona had they not thrashed out a dealPhotograph: Photomontage
'It's not over till the Fab lady sings,' chortles Alan HewinsonPhotograph: Photomontage'Cesc has been tapping his heels together for a few years now,' honks Frazer WilsonPhotograph: PhotomontageChris Wimmer reckons Pep's Barcelona fishermen have finally landed their prize catchPhotograph: Photomontage'North London's epic romance finally hits an iceberg,' sobs Ben VellaPhotograph: PhotomontagePaul Wills couldn't help but think that Arsenal on Sunday were very much like Fábregas, in that they were nowhere to be seenPhotograph: PhotomontageAlan Noon's entry sums up Arsène Wenger's dire situationPhotograph: Photomontage'After leaving Arsenal, Arsène Wenger now lives in a cave in northern France. The only person who knows his whereabouts is Cesc,' says the cryptic PhotoshopgalPhotograph: Photomontage'Arsène Wenger the voyeur can't bear to watch,' says Jeff Gallagher. Or perhaps the Arsenal manager just can't get his heating to workPhotograph: Photomontage'Cesc Fábregas finally realises his dream of returning to his boyhood club,' guffaws Howard DohertyPhotograph: Photomontage'There's a lesson somewhere in this exciting tale of misfortune,' soothsays Justin MaddoxPhotograph: PhotomontageIt wouldn't be a gallery if there wasn't a Back to the Future entry. Nick Fielder does the honours: 'This time he's really going back'Photograph: Photomontage'Wenger's claim that the Gooners are good enough is starting to look a bit suspect,' reckons Ben ParryPhotograph: Photomontage'Everyone gets to join their boyhood club,' parps Rajiv JiffingtonPhotograph: David Ramos/Getty Images Europe'Cesc didn't realise he was being employed as Xavi's personal seat warmer,' tootles Peppermint ButlerPhotograph: PhotomontageSteve Fuller knows how to collectively kick a bunch of fans while they're already down: 'The lack of atmosphere at The Emirates was a real issue for Fábregas and Nasri at the end of their Arsenal careers'Photograph: PhotomontagePaul Jones takes us in a decidedly Orwellian directionPhotograph: Photomontage'Thankfully Pepe Guardiola rescued Cesc before Wayne Rooney and United crushed him,' says a relieved Stefan MeyerPhotograph: Photomontage'And he said: "How many hired servants of my father's have glory enough to spare. And I'm dying with title hunger!"' Alfonso Elvira brings things full circle with another Prodigal Son entryPhotograph: Photomontage
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