The Gallery: Carlo Ancelotti

"Carlo's the Jackal," snaps Alex Atkinson Photograph: n/a

Rob Moline is here to pay tribute to Apocalypse Now: "It might have been my mission, but it sure as shit was the Chief's boat" Photograph: n/a

"Chelsea’s legal team gives Carlo Ancelotti hope in beating the Fifa transfer ban," crackles Jason Froggett Photograph: n/a

"Have they been taking lessons from Roger Moore?" wonders Rob Schofield Photograph: n/a

Matt Loren has got giant pies on his mind: "Carlo's motivation to reach the prize was often head and shoulders above those of his players" Photograph: n/a

"Roman must be licking his lips at the successful union of fractious ingredients Ancelotti has consistently served up so far," giggles Chris Reilly Photograph: n/a

Chris Reilly's second entry does exactly what it says on the tin. If there was a tin Photograph: n/a

"Just one Cornetto, give it to me," sings Thomas Nycz Losi. "Carlo and Frank realise they're going to have a good working relationship" Photograph: n/a

Adam Williams is particularly proud of the likeness to John Terry in this effort, and so he should be Photograph: n/a

"There had been a cultural shift at Chelsea under Carlo," says Matt Padmore, forgetting Ian Porterfield's ill-fated foray into Byzantine pastoral poetry Photograph: n/a

Tom Topoll is the man responsible for this Waterword entry Photograph: n/a