The Gallery: Brendan Rodgers

'The Swans are well-trained and enjoy performing under Brendan Rodgers,' chortles Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

'After Pep's final refusal to extend his contract, the choice for his replacement was obvious,' predicts Omri Harel Photograph: Photomontage

'The crazy mixed-up world of professional football ...' offers Ben Somner Photograph: Photomontage

'Always focused, Rodgers knows that even these two earthly beauties are no match for the allure of tiki-taka,' titters Aram Gumusyan, despite spelling Brendan Rodgers's name wrong Photograph: Photomontage

'Dear Diary, soon we will be together for ever ...' emails James Pique, disturbingly Photograph: Photomontage

'Double entendre's abound in the latest of the Premier League Carry On series ...' reckons Mat Dumont Photograph: Photomontage

'Brendan Rodgers's Swans have added some unexpected culture to the Premier League this season,' sniggers Mat Dumont, again Photograph: Photomontage

'Not as tasty as the Spanish tiki takas,' sniggers Jack Palmer Photograph: Photomontage

'Brendan Rodgers resembles a younger, less bald Pep Guardiola,' guffaws Berno Pretorius Photograph: Photomontage

'One of my favourite albums. Also a good reflection of the philosophy of Swansea,' reckons Adam Williams Photograph: Photomontage

'Brendan had hoped to get a Mini Me-ssi, but found he could work with a Mini Xavi instead,' laughs Stoush Photograph: Photomontage

'With limited resources Brendan Rodgers sets his sights on Europe,' parps Pauric Farrell Photograph: Photomontage