The Gallery: André Villas-Boas

'Andre loves to spend time watching games from the sideline,' whistles Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

'A quite self-explanatory effort,' reckons Jason Frogett. Yes, it took us a moment too Photograph: Photomontage

'You were the Chosen One!' roars Jordan Ahmadzadeh. 'It was said that you would destroy the Galácticos, not join them! Bring balance to football, not leave it in darkness!' Photograph: Photomontage

'Chelsea's latest managerial giant makes it clear who's boss,' chortles Ian Hudson Photograph: Photomontage

'Hair wax on, hair wax off and NEVER miss an opportunity to blame a Chelsea defeat on a global conspiracy!' chuckles Niel Butler Photograph: Photomontage

'Same man, same beliefs, same enemies,' begins Graham Harris. 'Just a different face … How much time does he have in his quest for the European Cup, before he regenerates again?' Photograph: Photomontage

'Roman got a new puppet for his show,' toots Faez Hassan Photograph: Photomontage

'Whilst the Dark Knight is battling the Spanish, will the Boy Wonder be able to save the Blues' season?' wonders Jason Frogett Photograph: Photomontage

Lee Van Baaren notices that our subject is a fan of the squat Photograph: Photomontage

'Since day one, AVB sounded too much like AVP,' chuckles Anthony Salisbury Photograph: Photomontage

Somebody had to do it, and that somebody is Achille Rossini Photograph: Photomontage