'Andre loves to spend time watching games from the sideline,' whistles Koichiro YamamuraPhotograph: Photomontage'A quite self-explanatory effort,' reckons Jason Frogett. Yes, it took us a moment tooPhotograph: Photomontage'You were the Chosen One!' roars Jordan Ahmadzadeh. 'It was said that you would destroy the Galácticos, not join them! Bring balance to football, not leave it in darkness!'Photograph: Photomontage
'Chelsea's latest managerial giant makes it clear who's boss,' chortles Ian HudsonPhotograph: Photomontage'Hair wax on, hair wax off and NEVER miss an opportunity to blame a Chelsea defeat on a global conspiracy!' chuckles Niel Butler Photograph: Photomontage'Same man, same beliefs, same enemies,' begins Graham Harris. 'Just a different face … How much time does he have in his quest for the European Cup, before he regenerates again?' Photograph: Photomontage'Roman got a new puppet for his show,' toots Faez HassanPhotograph: Photomontage'Whilst the Dark Knight is battling the Spanish, will the Boy Wonder be able to save the Blues' season?' wonders Jason FrogettPhotograph: PhotomontageLee Van Baaren notices that our subject is a fan of the squatPhotograph: Photomontage'Since day one, AVB sounded too much like AVP,' chuckles Anthony SalisburyPhotograph: PhotomontageSomebody had to do it, and that somebody is Achille RossiniPhotograph: Photomontage
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