The Gallery: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

'Some very funny business indeed,' chortles Joey Goldstein. Photograph: Photomontage

'I still reckon The Ox could get us that Champions League spot, with a little help from The Human Goal, Mr Hand-tastic and, eh, The Invisible Man,' titters Tom Doig. Photograph: Photomontage

'OxSlade-Chamberlain has added some much need glamour to the Arsenal front line,' wails Mat Dumont, after he's stopped feeling the noize. Photograph: Photomontage

'Alex Oxface-Chamberlain,' states Jim Hearson bluntly. 'Says it all, really.' Photograph: Photomontage

'Wenger is reduced to extreme measures to stop his kids being snatched by the big boys,' reckons John-Barry Waldron, painting Arsène Wenger as the Child Catcher while he's at it. Photograph: Photomontage

'The apple of his eye,' sighs Graham Harris before pausing. 'Bit creepy, isn't it?' Photograph: Photomontage

Someone who calls herself Fotoshopgal has tied two themes together - Charles Dickens' 200th anniversary and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, to create this hideous Great Expectations montage. Photograph: Photomontage

'Son of a Gunner,' hoots Ricardo Sanchez. Photograph: Photomontage

'The new signing's critique of Arsenal's financial probity was too much for Arsène to take,' chortles Edward Barker, attempting to do the impossible in making an accounting joke. Photograph: Photomontage