The Gallery: Adel Taarabt

Adam Williams just can't solve the Adel Taarabt puzzle Photograph: Photomontage

Donald Becker presents Adel Boy, obviously, though we're even more excited by Neil Warnock's star turn as Uncle Albert. And is that Marouane Chamakh as Rodney? Photograph: Photomontage

'I'm sure before long, Taarabt would even find a way to disagree with his Tonto,' sighs Jack Palmer Photograph: Photomontage

Thomas Harper Ince takes Taarabt to Springfield Elementary Photograph: Photomontage

Of the many, many 'Adel' album covers we received, James Piqué's was just about the best Photograph: Photomontage

We would very much like Lee McKenna to tell us which stop the No31 to Camp Nou runs from Photograph: Photomontage

'Adel was not pleased by Jeff's Countdown Conundrum,' guffaws Johnny Reptile Photograph: Photomontage

It's an X Factor analogy from Jonny Lancaster. 'Joe McElderry. Shone in a competition where the opposition was awful at best, then failed to make any impact whatsoever when he moved up to taking on the real superstars of the industry. Sound familiar?' Photograph: Photomontage

'Could you please move?' demands our hero in Charlie Rowell's entry. 'I am trying to run away from my poor performance' Photograph: Photomontage

'A real Moroccan Maverick never flatters to deceive,' parps Daragh McCann Photograph: Photomontage

'A fairly common sight after half-time at QPR games these days,' honks Manas Phadke, though frankly we've never seen a bus stop like that in west London Photograph: Photomontage

'Would you believe I made this before I learned of Harry's troubles?' whimpers Cesar Romero Photograph: Photomontage

'I know Adel is a genius on the field but behind the typewriter?' Surely Ray Magini doesn't expect us to answer that one? Photograph: Photomontage

'Is there anything Adel won't do to prove his genius?' asks Walter Fagen Photograph: Photomontage

'Lucky for Adel, there are now acids that can remove those tattoos,' titters Hughie James Photograph: Photomontage