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Rob Schofield offered us this under the counter effort as we took a look at the Davids Sullivan and GoldPhotograph: PhotomontageAlan Housden encouraged women's rights champions Richard Keys and Andy Gray to take it where it hurtsPhotograph: PhotomontagePhil Brown pictured Charlie Adam in Peanuts during his Blackpool daysPhotograph: Photomontage'Gary Neville was born to be a traffic warden,' suggested Jason Froggett as we pondered the defender's retirementPhotograph: PhotomontageAlex Turnbull wasn't so sure Jack Wilshere would be able to cope with Barcelona's attentions in the Champions League. He was too rightPhotograph: PhotomontageChristopher Parker noticed Petr Cech's likeness to Detroit's finest semi-robotic fictional crime fighterPhotograph: Photomontage'On the toughest stage of all, Xavi’s great strength would prove to be his downfall,' chuckled Rosman GrintPhotograph: PhotomontageKeith Lyons neatly summed up Sir Alex Ferguson's media blackoutPhotograph: Photomontage/Photograph'Pascal Cygan waited patiently for his phone call,' giggled Ruairi Murphy as we asked for your takes on Jens Lehmann's comebackPhotograph: PhotomontageDavid Hindle had this to say on Mario Balotelli: 'Patience Mario-san. First you must master the bib, only then will I reveal the true art of the knotted tie' Photograph: Photomontage/Photograph'If Torres and Rooney mated?' Wuggy Lemas previewed Manchester United and Chelsea's title showdownPhotograph: PhotomontageJamie Redknapp could finally say, in all truth, that David Luiz is 'literally on fire' in Douglas Fenech's fine artistic effortPhotograph: Photomontage'Real take desperate measures to stop Messi,' exploded Brendan Cole as we previewed El ClásicoPhotograph: PhotomontageLenny DeValera feared for Theo Walcott in Arsenal's US takeoverPhotograph: Photomontage'Scott/Peter Parker reveals his true identity,' crackled Hugh Garett back in MayPhotograph: PhotomontageRuss Gable revealed the inspiration behind Nigel de JongPhotograph: PhotomontageMatt Bathouse summed up Manchester United's 19th title nicelyPhotograph: Photomontage'If Looney Tunes taught us anything, it's that you can only hover safely for so long,' warned Allan Smith as the relegation battle came to a closePhotograph: PhotomontageDavid Ellis drew us this lovely cartoon as Chelsea started their search for a new managerPhotograph: PhotomontageJoby Spragg was Geppetto to Sepp's Pinocchio as you aimed both barrels at FifaPhotograph: Photomontage'Giggsy loved his new wingman,' parped Douglas French as Ashley Young joined Manchester UnitedPhotograph: PhotomontageGolly updated Wayne Rooney's yearbook photo as we imagined what the striker's new hair transplants would look likePhotograph: PhotomontageRowan Averill wasn't too impressed by Stuart Pearce's tactics in charge of England Under-21sPhotograph: PhotomontageDavid Braley picked an iconic image for the women's World CupPhotograph: PhotomontageBen Vella was concerned Gaël Clichy's new City kit would slow him down a tad as we looked at a member of French footballing royaltyPhotograph: Photomontage'Luka Modric wanted to move on to bigger and better things, but something always seemed to get in the way,' sighed Paul Jones as we looked at the midfielder's (non-) transfer sagaPhotograph: PhotomontageSpare places were getting pretty hard to find in the Liverpool midfield, according to Richard DayPhotograph: PhotomontageNiel Butler told us he'd had a very cold holiday in Scotland, so he wasn't too excited about plans to stage the SPL in the summerPhotograph: Photomontage'Venky's hatch a plan to put their company on the map,' said the cartographic-minded Alun HewinsonPhotograph: Photomontage'Joey continues to share his deep, articulate thoughts with his followers,' cackled Andrew Smith in the week we had a peek at footballers on TwitterPhotograph: Photomontage'Odd how you never see Luis Suárez and Freddy Mercury in the same place at the same time,' mused Ben Parry, ignoring the fact that Freddy being dead probably has something to do with itPhotograph: PhotomontageAnnie Cope reckoned Cesc Fábregas may have taken a leaf out of a certain alien's book to get back to Barcelona had they not thrashed out a deal with ArsenalPhotograph: PhotomontageThe builders got Mohamed Al-Fayed's instructions wrong when he asked for a statue of 'Jacko'. Roy Boujaoude, we thank you for this Edin Dzeko effortPhotograph: Photomontage'Still haunted by that Welbeck goal, the Arsenal defence know who to call' – a spookily good entry from Cian Kearney as Per Mertesacker pitched up to ArsenalPhotograph: Photomontage'Knowing who Sergio Agüero's better half is I had toyed with a Meet the Fockers idea," writes Mike Taylor, 'but figured any possible wrath inflicted by Maradona would be on a far more biblical scale'Photograph: Photomontage'What might have been: All Fernando Torres really needed was a friendly arm around the shoulder. Had the Blues erred in dispensing with the services of their former master? Could Fernando Lone Striker rediscover the Form? Or did the Blues need to make a speedy return to the Drogba system?' – We all felt the Force of Jamie Watt's entry Photograph: Photomontage'Owen Hargreaves's team-mates were not convinced about his new tactic for staying injury free,' crackled Chris Aldridge in one of the year's best batch of entriesPhotograph: Photomontage'So that's why Robbie Savage always maintained HE is the Welsh wizard,' reckoned Jacob Sedf. To those of you who don't watch Harry Potter, that's Lucius Malfoy wearing a Savage maskPhotograph: Photomontage'Maybe it's the fingernails, or maybe the hair getting in his eyes causing all those dropped shots,' mused Andrew Dean as we Photoshopped David de GeaPhotograph: Photomontage'Barcelona are only going to get better and I can only see Pep Guardiola being thrown higher,' heaved Jason FroggettPhotograph: Photomontage'André Villas-Boas loves to spend time watching games from the sideline,' whistled Koichiro YamamuraPhotograph: Photomontage'I'm sure before long, Adel Taarabt would even find a way to disagree with his Tonto,' sighs Jack Palmer.Photograph: Photomontage'David has been on form and very solid so far this season,' reported Koichiro Yamamura as we looked at Man City's Silva SurferPhotograph: Photomontage'They can canonise people who are still alive right?' asked Chris O'Bell as we celebrated Ireland's qualification for Euro 2012Photograph: Photomontage'Sergio biscuits anyone?' Blake Gladman riffed on Sergio Busquets like there was no tomorrow. Or Bourbons leftPhotograph: Photomontage'A sartorial iconoclast finally gets the recognition he deserves,' guffaws Joe Reed as we put together a Tony Pulis gallery and rushed to look up 'iconoclast' in the dictionary Photograph: Photomontage'This proud band of brothers march from the north-east to demand employment. Only Sky punditry stands between them and the scrapheap, they cannot accept they will never be called "gaffer" again,' says Max Clarke, recreating the Jarrow March after Steve Bruce's departure from SunderlandPhotograph: Photomontage
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