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The Gallery 2010: Readers' review of the year

The Gallery: Alberto Aquilani
'Clutching his warranty, Rafa calls the Roma player helpline,' chirrups Tom Dawson, who signed off with not one but two kisses as we took a look at Alberto Aquilani's ill-fated spell at Liverpool Photograph: Photomontage
The Gallery: Football v Big Freeze
'Football 0-3 Ice Age,' tittered Bob Basi as Britain shivered under a cold snap back in January, before such things became commonplace
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Patrick Vieira: Patrick Vieira
Three reasons why Patrick Vieira returned to the Premier League - Drink! Girls! Arse! Thank you Thomas Thompson
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The Gallery: Premier League teams in the red
Nick Tumman saw tough times ahead as Premier League teams faced economic turmoil in the recession
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The Manchester Derby
'Mark Hughes and Robinho try and find a place to watch the match where they're welcome,' said Rumbelows co-founder Phil Brown as we had a look at the Manchester derby
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Football in 3D: Football in 3D
Jason Froggett ruined our eyes with a lesson on the downside of football in 3D
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Beckham v Man Utd: Beckham v Man Utd
'All is forgiven for the prodigal son, in Becks's (theatre of) dreams ...' There was a touch of the Italian masters to Tetsuro Nagata's take on David Beckham's return to United
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Jose Mourinho: Jose Mourinho
'Once in a blue moon, something comes and bites you in the rear.' That was Mat Dumont's riff on José Mourinho's return to Chelsea
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The Gallery | Roberto Mancini
Where's Tevez? 'Roberto flies to South America to try and find one of his forwards (or perhaps even two) in time for the Chelsea game,' giggles Lee Barnes. This one was timely when we profiled Roberto Mancini but it kind of works now too
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The Gallery: Man Utd fans v The Glazers
'Rio, Ryan and Wazza join the fans in their bid for liberty from the Glazers' oppressive regime, while JT can only contemplate the enormous debts hanging over other Premier League clubs,' boomed Philip Gunns in this tribute to fans revolting against the Glazers
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The Gallery: Neil Warnock, Tom Nycz-Losi
Tom Nycz-Losi offered us this nightmare vision of Neil Warnock – wind him up and watch him chatter
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The Gallery: England's mounting injury concerns
Rob Deacon had this to say about England's injury concerns ahead of the 2010 World Cup. In a sense we needn't have fretted too much
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Iain Dowie
Tom Nycz-Losi gives us this artistic impression of Iain Dowie
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Nani
Colin Hammond even wrote us a Thriller-inspired rhyme for our Nani gallery:
It's close to half-time and something evil's lurking on the bench
Under Old Trafford sky, you see a sight that almost stops your title
You try to Macheda but Mike Dean blows up before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralysed
'Cause this is Drogba, Drogba night

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The Gallery: Brian Laws: The Gallery: Brian Laws
Nathan 'Newton' Simpson attempted to calculate Burnley's chances of beating the drop, as Brian Laws came under the spotlight. He needn't have bothered reallly
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The Gallery: Roy Hodgson: The Gallery: Roy Hodgson 5
'The alphabet according to Woy.' This cruel dig at Roy Hodgson came courtesy of Jim Stewart
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Wembley's turf trouble: The Gallery: Wembley's turf trouble 14
Bert Ayers knocked together this jaunty children's toy as we had a look at Wembley's turf troubles
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The Gallery: Title race: The Gallery: Title race
Jonathan Round tracked down Rafa Benítez to some desolate woodland. 'Rafa can't help but feel he took a wrong turn in the title race ...'
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Gallery: Steve McClaren: The Gallery: Steve McClaren
Daniel David reckoned Hollywood was calling after Steve McClaren found redemption in Holland. Well, Germany was...
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England's World Cup squad: The Gallery: England's World Cup squad
Oliver Sparrow previewed England's World Cup squad and showed he's a better artist than a prophet
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Gallery: Jamie Carragher: The Gallery: Jamie Carragher
Rob Deacon recast Jamie Carragher as Victor Meldrew to mark the defender's return to the England fold
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James Milner gallery: Milner Gallery 8
'The boy really can play anywhere,' giggled Greg Connolly as we had a wee squizz at James Milner
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The Gallery: World Cup: The Gallery: World Cup
David Gilbert was asked to give his World Cup predictions. He gave us this chucklesome effort
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Gallery: England v USA: The Gallery: England v USA
Bert Ayers couldn't resist riffing on Rob Green's pain as England's display against the USA got a Photoshop pasting
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Diego Maradona: Diego Maradona gallery
Paul Brookes offered us a look back at Diego Maradona's original body art. 'Of course I know who Shay is, Mr Maradona,' said the tattooist. 'Leave it to me'
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The Gallery: France meltdown
Matt Pearson reckoned the French were managed by a muppet as Les Bleus suffered a World Cup meltdown
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Joachim Löw Gallery: Joachim Low
Jogi Löw: smarter than the average manager, according to Phil Brown's brilliant effort
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The Gallery: World Cup: The Gallery: World Cup memories
Ever wondered what the sum total of Wayne Rooney's efforts in South Africa was? Richard Owen had the answer as we asked you for your World Cup memories
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The Gallery: Van Bommel: The Gallery: Mark van Bommel
'For over a decade Mark van Bommel remained undetected and unpunished by authorities by blending into suburbia,' revealed Detective Rob Moline, following the Dutchman's X-rated display in the World Cup final
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The Gallery: Joe Cole: The Gallery: Joe Cole
Joe Cole was chasing only one thing when he joined Liverpool, reckoned Mark Byrne. And it wasn't a Nirvana album
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The Gallery: Pre-season: The Gallery: Pre-season tours
Koichiro Yamamura – and Dimitar Berbatov – weren't sure about United's attempt to break America, as we had a look at pre-season tours
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The Gallery: Premier League predictions
'Where's Toldo?' demanded Andy Smith in our Premier League predictions. He thought Man City's squad would swell to alarming proportions
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The Gallery: Hernandez: The Gallery: Javier Hernandez
Matt Pearson gave us this simple but effective glimpse of United's new signing, Javier 'The Little Pea' Hernández
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The Gallery: Blackpool: The Gallery: Blackpool
'Health and safety insisted that all home games would finish before high tide,' sighed Steve Smith as we welcomed Blackpool to the Premier League
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The Gallery: Gareth Bale
'Gareth Bale was confused. Didn’t these people know that he’s the future of the left?' Ben Daly hung with the Milibands
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Andy Carroll: Andy Carroll
'Andy “Avatar” Carroll was always destined for stardom,' tittered John Paul Barry
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The Gallery: Bebe: The Gallery: Bebe
'Oh Bébé Bébé, how was I supposed to know ... that you weren't very good,' sang Phil Brown to much amusement in Guardian Towers
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Gerard Houllier Gallery: 9 NielButler: Gerard Houllier
'To celebrate the arrival of Gérard Houllier, Aston Villa have issued a set of themed trading cards that they confidently predict will be collector's items in the future,' chortled Niel Butler
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Sam Allardyce: Sam Allardyce
'Sam Allardyce is living on a planet of his own' – Douglas Fenech riffed on a joke that has kept science teachers happy for years
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Gallery: Stuart Attwell: The Gallery: Stuart Attwell
Messers Webb, Foy and Stuart Attwell reimagine the Frost Report, courtesy of Andy Crowson. Too young to remember? Then click here
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The Gallery: Liverpool: The Gallery: Liverpool
Al Balmer's entry on Liverpool's ownership woes said it all
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Rafael van der Vaart: Rafael van der Vaart
So taken was Harry by young Rafael van der Vaart, he sent his scouts out around the world to sign up anyone they could find with the same name – Rob Marriott we thank you
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The Wayne Rooney saga: The Wayne Rooney saga
'Wayne Rooney was caught up in shocking new prostitution allegations,' sizzles Carl Creek as we looked at the striker's dalliance with Manchester City Photograph: Photomontage
Robert Di Matteo: Roberto Di Matteo
Sanjay Kalideen reckons Roberto Di Matteo looks like the late, great Frank Sidebottom Photograph: Photomontage
Nolan-Carroll: Nolan-Carroll
'Life at Casa Nolan wasn’t as homely as Andy had imagined', said Matt Maguire as we had a look at the Newcastle captain's new housemate
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Chamakh gallery: Chamakh gallery
Charles Checketts points out that Marouane Chamakh's novel approach to the pre-match warm up has been electrifying the Emirates
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Asamoah Gyan: The Gallery: Asamoah Gyan
Fred Palley made our day with this chucklesome take on Asamoah Gyan
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Scottish referees: The Gallery: Scottish referees
Evan Crichton stood up for Scottish referees. 'Here's my entry because for all their sins, they have more patience than me for putting up with the overpaid clowns on the pitch. And because of that I have vowed never to criticise a referee again' Photograph: Photomontage
The Gallery: World Cup: The Gallery: World Cup 2018 and 2022
Old Bean Alex had this terrifying image from the World Cup 2018 bid
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The Gallery: Mike Ashley: The Gallery: Mike Ashley
Tom Parry could only feel sorry for Mike Ashley's six wives in his Henry VIII-inspired effort
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