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Andy Nesbitt

The Dolphins’ Wikipedia page got some hilarious/sad updates after awful loss

The Miami Dolphins are not a good football team at all, which we were reminded of again Sunday when they lost 43-0 at home to Tom Brady and the New England Patriots.

The Dolphins are now 0-2 and are clearly tanking this season, which has to feel just great for the fans that buy tickets for these miserable games.

Ryan Fitzpatrick got the start again for Miami and the journeyman QB capped off a brutal day with back-to-back pick sixes before being removed for Josh Rosen.

Following the game someone jumped on the team’s Wikipedia page and made some perfect updates, saying the Dolphins were a “middle school team” that is attempting to play in the NFL and that they are seeking a league change that would allow them to move to Ottawa to play in the CFL:

Poor Dolphins.

Oh, and next week they travel to Dallas to face the unbeaten Cowboys. That should go well for them.

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