The funniest standup I’ve ever seen …
Chris Cantrill: Cancel all your plans and seek out the undisputed queen of character comedy, Anna Mann.
The funniest sketch I’ve ever seen …
Amy Gledhill: We got tickets to watch our spirit guides Vic and Bob last year recording Big Night Out and I haven’t washed since.
The funniest book I’ve ever read …
Chris: Modern Toss – A Decade in the Shithouse is a heap of dysfunctional fun.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had …
Amy: Guys sometimes shout such classics as: “Tits”, and, “You’ve got big tits!” Great work, guys. Top stuff.
The funniest item of clothing I’ve ever owned …
Chris: Probably my Insane Clown Posse T-shirt. Although it wasn’t funny when I bought it because I believed with every strand of my being that I was a disenfranchised Juggalo.
The funniest dream I’ve ever had …
Amy: I once had a dream that I was sharing a noodle box with Cat Deeley on the bus to my old school and then spookily enough … pretty much exactly a year on … I wrote this answer.
The funniest number …
Chris: Minus £2,376.82 – the real punchline to the Edinburgh comedy festival.
The funniest word …
Amy: Pimhole.
Chris: We own the copyright but we are open to negotiations.
The Delightful Sausage: Ginster’s Paradise tours 11 March to 23 May; starts Newcastle upon Tyne